Welcome to 2014.
I need a vacation after my vacation. But there is just so much to do.
My list continues to include many of the tasks mentioned here, in addition to acquiring all of life's little necessities that were either too worn out to merit packing, or just wouldn't fit into my carry-on.
First on the list though - get a new (real) phone. Preferably one that doesn't cower and run in the opposite direction when confronted with a group message...